You call me up, and treat me like a dog You call me up, and tear me up inside You've got me on a lead, Oooh you bring me down you shout around, You don't believe that I'm alone Oooh you don't believe me
Sweet lady, sweet lady Sweet lady... stay sweet
You say, you call me up and feed me all the lines You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese Waiting on the shelf You eat me up, you hold me down I'm just a fool to make you a home
Oooh you really, do and you say Sweet lady, sweet lady Sweet lady, oooh c'mon... stay sweet
My sweet lady, though it seems like we wait for ever Stay sweet baby, believe and we've got everything we need Sweet lady, sweet lady, sweet lady... stay sweet Stay sweet, sweet lady Oh runaway come on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet lady
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