Great King Rat died today, born on the twenty first of May Died syphilis forty four on his birthday, every second word he swore Yes he was the son of a whore, always wanted by the law
Wouldn't you like to know?, Wouldn't you like to know people? Great King Rat was a dirty old man, and a dirty old man was he Now what did I tell you, would you like to see?
Now hear... Where will I be tomorrow? Will I beg will I borrow? I don't care I don't care anyway, Come on come on the time is right This man is evil and that is right,I told you... Ah yes I told you And that's no lie oh no no no
Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know? Great King Rat was a dirty old man, and a dirty old man was he How what did I tell you?... Would you like to see?
Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know people? Great King Rat was a dirty old man, and a dirty old man was he Now what did I tell you... Would you like to see?
Now listen all you people, put out the good and keep the bad, don't believe all you read in the Bible You sinners get in line, saints you leave far behind, very soon you're gonna be his disciple
Don't listen to what mama says, not a word, not a word mama says Or else you'll find yourself being the rival, the great Lord before he died Knelt sinners by his side, and said you're going to realise tomorrow
No I'm not gonna tell you, What you already know Because time and time again, The old man said it all a long time ago Come come on the time is right, This evil man will fight I told you once before
Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know? Just like I said before Great King Rat was a dirty old man, and a dirty old man was he The last time I tell you... Would you like you see?
Грузин сдает экзамен в консерваторию. Ему члены комиссии говорят: "Сейчас мы проверим Ваш слух. Вы отвернетесь, мы нажмем на рояле одну клавишу, а Вы нам скажите, какая это нота и какой октавы." Грузин отворачивается. Нажимают клавишу. Грузин поворачивается, медленно оглядывает всех членов комиссии подозрительным взглядом, затем показывает пальцем на одного из них: "Ты нажал !"
