Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like
You say black, I say white You say bark, I say bite You say shark, I say hey man Jaws was never my scene And I don't like Star Wars You say Rolls, I say Royce You say God, give me a choice You say Lord, I say Christ I don't believe in Peter Pan Frankenstein or Superman All I wanna do is Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way So forget all your duties oh yeah! Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today So look out for those beauties oh yeah On your marks get set go Bicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle Bicycle race
You say coke, I say caine You say John, I say Wayne Hot dog I say cool it man I don't wanna be the President of America You say smile, I say cheese Cartier, I say please Income tax, I say Jesus I don't wanna be a candidate for Vietnam or Watergate Because all I wanna do is Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like
Второе пришествие Христа... Едет Иисус в метро, смотрит - перед ним сидит грязный, обдолбанный панк. Ну, Иисус весь в свечении, в белом подходит к нему и говорит: - Молодой человек, извините пожалуйста - вы меня не узнаёте? Панк долго смотрит на него, затем: - А-аааа-ааааа! Джон Леннон! - Нет, вы немного ошиблись, присмотритесь внимательнее... Панк после долгого размышления опять: - А-ааааа-ааа-аааа! Джим Морриссон! - Нет, молодой человек - ну вы ведь меня знаете, присмотритесь получше... Панк, долго всматриваясь, потом подозрительно: - Ну-ка, ну-ка, сделай руки в стороны...
