Hey man I gotta tell you a story listen man what I go to say It took place here in a sunny afternoon and there was nothing to do We were all very hungry and had nothing to eat so we started to search for food some time later we found a deli-store but this wasn't what we wanted Junk Food is the only exception Junk Food is the rule over everything Junk Food and some chocolate ice-cream Junk Food is that what we want We skated downhill on the sidewalks of mainstreet And finally we found the right store As we came very close to the great holy place We begun to see our faves Oreo - the chocolate sandwich Chocomel - number one drink of Holland Kit Kat - the British waffelsnack Bazooka - the best chewing gum
Chorus: If you're hungry and have no idea what to eat The only answer is: Junk Food that is what we want
In the store were five cute looking girlies And we asked them for the best teeth killer They were not interested in answering our questions 'cause sex was on their minds We were thinking now if we should take off with them We said no to this great offer The girls were surprised and asked for an explanation I said Junk Food is what we want M&M's - the chocolate candies Raider - the double snack
На экзамене по элементарной теории музыки председатель комиссии спрашивает студентку: — Как обозначается в музыке громкое звучание? — Форте. — Правильно. А очень громкое? — Фортель.
